"You must have swallowed a bean. My mom said she swallowed a bean and that's how I got her belly." ~Second Grader
"So what happens if you have the baby while you are teaching?" ~6th Grader
"Did the baby come out?" ~2 kindergarteners asked after seeing me
in a different, more concealing outfit a few days after the announcement.
"What happens if you have the baby while driving to the hospital?" ~6th Grader
"How's the baby boy today?" ~Second Grader (she asks me every time she sees me how the baby is doing)
"You are going to get a lot bigger huh?" ~First Grader
"That's a good idea, because if that pencil falls you won't be able to pick it up off the floor." ~Second Grader responding to my bathroom sign out pencil with a magnet on it.